Pink

Hey little brothers and sisters! Why don’t you gather ‘round. I’ve got something important to say to you, something I think you need to hear! C’mon now!

Ahh, you think you’ve got your life together. You think you’re on top of the world. But reality is about to rear its ugly head my friends. Are you ready to face the music?

YOURE PINK
YOURE PINK
WE THINK
YOURE PINK

You drive that big ‘ol SUV
Draining your wallet into ”used to be”
You’re in a material race you just can’t win
Following society is your greatest sin

You are destined to fail my friend
You’re gonna die poor and alone in the end
You’ve got your treasures, you’ve got your hoard
But you’re only going to end up broke and bored

C’mon friends, its time to turn over a new leaf
Unleash your weirdness and get some relief
Slack is king, and nothing else matters
Get with bob and the false-slack scatters

Don’t be pink

Pull yourself up by your latex undergarments

Toss away all of your commercial influences

The slack within can be born again!

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At The End Of The World

The fighting, the dying
Pain theres no denying
The wreckage, the bodies
Nobody left crying

The looting, the burning
The world will stop turning
The chaos, the violence
Turns to utter silence

At the end of the world
When the reaper has cleared all the fields
At the end of the world
Revelations bring forward the seven seals

At the end of the world
The day after the Eve Of Destruction
At the end of the world
When The Earth goes into desconstruction

The flames will rise higher
Consumption by fire
The world burned to ashes
And smoking hot gases

Volcanic erosion
An earth core implosion
A massive explosion
The doomsday is chosen

At the end of the world
There will be much devastation
At the end of the world
The galaxy will need a vacation

At the end of the world
A new asteroid field will be formed
At the end of the world
There's good reason to be alarmed


Thats right folks, it's the end of the world
But before you grab a seat, as you start to feel the heat
Bend over and kiss your sorry ass goodbye
Because you're going to fry