Pink

Hey little brothers and sisters! Why don’t you gather ‘round. I’ve got something important to say to you, something I think you need to hear! C’mon now!

Ahh, you think you’ve got your life together. You think you’re on top of the world. But reality is about to rear its ugly head my friends. Are you ready to face the music?

YOURE PINK
YOURE PINK
WE THINK
YOURE PINK

You drive that big ‘ol SUV
Draining your wallet into ”used to be”
You’re in a material race you just can’t win
Following society is your greatest sin

You are destined to fail my friend
You’re gonna die poor and alone in the end
You’ve got your treasures, you’ve got your hoard
But you’re only going to end up broke and bored

C’mon friends, its time to turn over a new leaf
Unleash your weirdness and get some relief
Slack is king, and nothing else matters
Get with bob and the false-slack scatters

Don’t be pink

Pull yourself up by your latex undergarments

Toss away all of your commercial influences

The slack within can be born again!

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