Amsterdam

the coffeeshops are full of great weed
the bars have every european beer you'd ever need
people on old bicycles everywhere
nowhere else on earth can be compared

tourists thick on the old stone streets
junkies begging for money to eat
street musicians playing for coins
window prostitutes offering their loins

amsterdam, amsterdam
have fun but dont mess with the dutch policeman
amsterdam, amsterdam
dont get too stoned and get hit by a tram

jewel of the netherlands
las vegas of europe
this renaissance city never sleeps

open sex theatres and sex shops
the decadence of amsterdam never stops
slanting old buildings and a maze of canals
a strange place to party with your pals

an international crowd
getting drunken, getting loud
dutch tolerance of the euro freak show
a netherlanders life is seldom slow

amsterdam,amsterdam
have some dinner at a shoarma stand
amsterdam, amsterdam
get there when you can