Prayer For A Date

Dear Mrs. Master Of Reality,
Please Help Me To Find Someone Similar To Me.
She Doesn't Have To Be Perfect, She Can Have A Vice.
Wishing For A Lady Who Like Me is Nice.

Romantic Dreams And Premonition Sensations.
But Waiting For Her Can Be A Challenge Of Patience.
Searching Can Be Such A Depressing Burden.
Discovering That Nothing Is Behind The Curtain.

It's Not A Bad Place In My Life.
But I Regret That Finding This Love is Strife.
To Get To Know Someone Near And Find Honesty,
Seems To Be Much More Difficult Than I Thought It Would Be.

Wondering How Far I Will Have To Go.
Must I Settle For Stretching Or Bending Down Low?
I Don't Give Trouble And I Don't Want Any Either,
But Seeking Polite And Attractive, I Have Found Neither.

Yes, It's True, I'd Rather Be Alone,
Than Settle For Someone Who Chews On My Bones.
My Caressing Hand Seeks A Soft And Smooth Soul,
To Compliment And Accompany Me In This Human Role.

What Woman Is Worthy To Spend Some Time,
To Get To Know Hers And Get To Know Mine?
It Seems No One Today Wants To Invest That Time,
To Share In A Song And Collaborate A Rhyme.

So I'll Keep On Looking And Not Give Up Hope.
Walk This Road And Try Not To Mope.
Maybe I'll Get Lucky And She'll Come My Way.
There's Always Tomorrow, If It Doesn't Happen Today.